“One Man Underground thought he had seen the worst that cinema could possibly offer. Then he saw Bat Pussy.”
Review of the worst movie ever made, and arguably the first ever porn parody.
Trigger Pulled: How Not To Tour Brexit Britain
“The UK has closed its doors to the entire European DIY music scene. At least we have our precious, PRECIOUS sovereignty. And bendy bananas.”
Review of a Trigger Cut gig in Ipswich that never happened.
The Miracle Of Drum Birth
“Reader, this is the story of how I became the proud mother of a beautiful baby drum.”
My first article, and the inaugural one, for In Spite Magazine, based in Baltimore, Maryland and Huntingdon Beach, California. My experience making of a drum from scratch.