The Nearly

“The Nearly makes audio-visual-electro-ADHD-witch-acid-rave-house.”

Depending on which zines you were reading in the early 2010s, The Nearly’s 40-second average songs either represented, “the future of pop music” or, upon listening, would make you, “feel physically sick.” Given how TikTok reduced all pop music to short clips in the decade that followed this album, both may well be possible. In any case, this was a project that attempted to combine the sound of electro with the brevity of thrash, with live shows that continued the intimidation of audiences first expressed through Mixomatosis. Plans for a second album by The Nearly have been gestating for over a decade. I don’t know when it will happen, but when it does, it will happen very quickly.

‘Cathode Rave’

El Perro Rojo Records, 2011
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  1. Enter (featuring Goodiepal)
  2. Discolonic
  3. Gothic Port-a-loo
  4. Mr Bean
  5. Penetration
  6. Tern Close
  7. Backstreet lawyer
  8. The Bedford Downs
  9. Besmirched
  10. FUKYEH
  11. Mind-expanding bodily fluids
  12. Outdoor dentist
  13. Other Deight

A 9-minute “album” of noisy acid-techno, released in an edition of 100 CDs

‘Outdoor dentist’

Broken Box Records, 2011
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  1. Outdoor dentist
  2. Outdoor dentist (Alien Hand Flying Chiropodist Mix)
  3. Outdoor dentist (Machine Rock versus Sharp Tools featuring The Colonel‘s Herd MOO MOO Mix)
  4. Outdoor dentist (Cock E.S.P. remix)
  5. Outdoor dentist (Sister Mantos Vernon Florida Dudes Remix)
  6. Outdoor dentist (Neon Sewer‘s Backstreet Abomination)
  7. Outdoor dentist (Phuq Remix)

A remix single, released in a limited edition of CD-Rs with hand-painted cover art by Laura Rumbold